Patrick brings a phone to school. The problem is that he doesn't know how to call. Squidward teaches him.
(Patrick typing a message to Spongebob)
Spongebob: Ohh! A text message from......(While looking on the phone saying: Hi Spongebob. I know how to smile. I bought my Lunch Bunny with me. See Ya! :P) I think he means Lunch Money......(sigh)
Spongebob: Patrick, you know you could have just said that in front my face or called me.
Patrick: Sorry. I don't know how to call people.
Spongebob: You don't know how to CALL!?!?! It's very simple...you just......
Squidward: Allow me Squarepants.
Spongebob: Squidward...........Thank you.
Squidward: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean were best friends. Got it?
Spongebob: Ok....(Runs away)
Squidward: Ok Patrick. This is very simple. You just press the middle button.
(Patrick press the number 9)
Squidward: NO! MIDDLE BUTTON!
(Patrick press the red button)
Squidward: MIDDLE BUTTON!!
(Patrick press the green button)
Squidward: AHH!!! YOUR SO HOPELESS!!! (Walks away very angry)
(Patrick press the middle button)
Patrick: Yay! I did it!! Now to call Sandy and annoy her.