Squidward: (Sings and Dances in a Room of Trophies, in camping clothes) Camping Camping Sweety Sweety Camping, Camping Camping Sweety Sweety Camping!
Spongebob: (Stays near of the door) Camping?
Squidward: Wha... No, no no
Spongebob: But one moment ago you said: Camping Camping Sweety Sweety Camping?
Squidward: I heard it... on TV
Spongebob: Oh. (Look around) Then where do you get these trophies for camping?
Squidward: I won... the lottery
Spongebob: Oh. (Look at the Squidward) Then why are you wearing camping clothes?
Squidward: This... is the... latest fashion
Spongebob: Oh. Okay. See ya! (Go away)
Squidward: Hu, this was close one
(Conch Street. Outside of Patrick's House. Patrick is sunbathing on his rock house, with sunglasses)
Spongebob: (Running to the Patrick) PATRICK, PATRICK, PATRICK!
Patrick: (Put off sunglasses) Huh?
Spongebob: Do you heard something about... camping?
Patrick: Oh, The Big Camping! Very good and all free. There congregate million fishes!
Spongebob: How do you know that?
Patrick: Know what?
Spongebob: So, our purpose is The Big Camping. We have to know what we need there! So, have any ideas?
Patrick: Have what?
Spongebob: Food - good idea
Patrick: Mmm... Tent?
Spongebob: Tent - good idea
Patrick: Sleeping bag, Camping clothe, Friend, Pet, Home?
Spongebob: Good ideas - Patrick, you are genius!
Patrick: I am what?
Spongebob & Patrick: Here we are! (doesn't appear to be anyone. Spongebob look in right side)
Spongebob: The Camping Field is there, Patrick! (Spongebob and Patrick run there) We aren't late, right?
Head of Camping: You ARE late.No matter, only one fish is without pair...
(Squidward's Tent. Squidward is eating)
Squidward: This is my best The Big Camping ever! Good that Spongebob didn't understood, where I'm going. By the way, why I don't have a pair? I'm just lucky, I guess...(Spongebob, Patrick and Head of Camping walk into Squidward's Tent. Squidward whisper to itself) So, that's why I don't have a pair. Spongebob undrestood. This is gonna be my worst The Big Camping ever...
Head of Camping: This is your pair. Good luck!
Spongebob: Good luck to you, too!
Patrick: Good what?
Squidward: Aahh...(Head of Camping go away)
Spongebob: Patrick, put up a tent and home (Patrick start to put up a tent - Tent flow up and don't fall down) So, squidward, whether you live here long?
Squidward: No, and why you don't wear camping clothe?
Spongebob: But we, with Patrick, have camping CLOTHE!
Squidward: Yeah, But why do you HAVE pet, Gary, here?
Spongebob: But I can't leave Gary alone at home for night! (Look behind) Well, Patrick... Eee... where our tent is?
Patrick: (Under his rock home) I don't know, but we have home
Spongebob: I can't sleep there! (Look behind) Squidward, can you take me under your tent? (Patrick is sleeping)
Squidward: I... think about trophie, a trophie, trophie... take you under my tent!
Spongebob: Thanks... can you borrow me your sleeping bag?
Squidward: Do you have anything... trophie... Yes, I can! (Give Spongebob his sleeping bag)
Spongebob: Thank you very much! (Spongebob fall asleep)
Squidward: (Cold) I hope it's worth it (Spongebob in front of him)
Spongebob: Have you some food?
Squidward: Trophie... Yes, I have! (Stand up and make step, but slip, because of Gary's slime) No, I haven't! Go away!
Spongebob: (Take food) Thanks, Squidward! (Falls asleep)
Squidward: Ahhh! (Anger)
(Morning.Spongebob is waking up)
Spongebob: Squidward? Do you slept at all?
Spongebob: New record!
Head of Camping: You're right! (Walk into tent) I think you can have a trophie!
Squidward: Ohhh...(Happy. Look at Spongebob) Spongebob, I must admit that if you don't exist then I don't ever have this trophie, Thank you! (Spongebob is happy. Everybody go outside)
Head of Camping: But if Spongebob is one who help you, then you have to share it with him!
Squidward: (Anger. Tent fall down on Squidward) Ahhh...
(Squidward's House. The Room of Trophies. The biggest one's half is there)
Squidward: This doesn't fit here! At least, one stupid neighbour less (Look at the window - Patrick's house is missing. Squidward starts to sing) Camping Camping Worsty Worsty Camping, Camping Camping Worsty Worsty Camping!
(Spongebob's House. Living room. The other half of the trophie is there)
Spongebob: This trophie fit here! Gary, do you liked this camping?
Spongebob: No? Why?
Gary: Meow meow meow
Spongebob: Squidward attacked you at night? Maybe I have to ask him about it...but not at the moment - He's singing. By the way, where's Patrick?
(Camping Field. In the centre is Patrick's rock house and Patrick is sleeping under it)
Patrick: Good night, Spongebob...
Writen by: SpongeWriter123