(Spongebob is setting up a TV set while talking to a Science Teacher)
Spongebob: So do you think you have the book smarts for science.
Teacher: Why certainly because I have learned (lifts a science book) everything to know about science (throws science book which lands on Nat Peterson)
Spongebob: Okay, ACTION! (turns all equipment on)
Spongebob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see, Welcome to the Geniuspants Show, with your host, me, Spongebob Geniuspants and........ (Scene cuts to Squidward's house)
Squidward: What the barnicles is Spongebob doing now. I should just go ever there and stop it all now! (Scene cuts back to Spongebob's lab)
Teacher: (at least a half an hour later) Ok folks it looks like we are out of time so goodbye, and good ridence. (camera cuts off)
Spongebob: (looking at the ratings) Whoa, the ratings are flying (Patick enters the lab)
Patrick: Whoa, what is that.
Teacher: That is my taco, why?
Patrick: I want it. (Patrick puts the Teacher's whole body in his mouth)
Spongebob: Patrick, spit him out this instant! (Patrick spits the teacher out who runs away) Wait! Come back! PATRICK! (Patrick runs back home)
Spongebob (thought): Now how will I get a new assistant. (thinks a moment) I got it, I will force Squiward to be my assisstant.
Spongebob: (Calls Squidward who answers) Hello Squidy, I want you to be my assisstent for my TV show, the Geniuspants Show.
Squidward: Well Spongebob, I am not helping you, because I have no interest in science and even if I did, I will never join your show!
Spongebob: Well I decided you are helping me whether you like it or not. (hangs up and drags Squidward back to his lab)
Squidward: Why should I..? (Spongebob comes to Squidward)
Spongebob: Okay, ACTION!
Squidward: Spongebob, I didn't...
Spongebob: (to camera) Hello citizens of the see again. It's a special to meet you with my new assistant, Squidward. (points cameras to Squidward)
Squidward: I hate you, goodbye! (Walks away from the house. Then returns) This is my home! (expels others)
Spongebob: (to camera) Well, I think that's it for now. (looks at ratings) Alright we're doomed! At least, there's nobody to blame, right? (Patrick walks along) PAATRIICK!!
TO BE CONTINUED!
First part writen by: Bigman602
Second part writen by: JellyfishJam38
Third part writen by: SpongeWriter123